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Contains f**king strong language. Take care if easily offended

Updated: Dec 22, 2018


Contains f**king strong language. Take care if easily offended

TMESIS (PROUNCED TER-MEESIS)

IN-FUCKING-CREDIBLE! UN-FUCKING-TRUE!

THE LENGTHS SOME FOLK GO TO

TO SOUND EXTRA BLUE

NOT CONTENT TO ADD AN EX-FUCKING-PLETIVE

WHEN OVER-USING THE IN-FUCKING-VECTIVE

THEY’LL TOIL AND THEY’LL LABOUR

THEY’LL DIVE AND THEY’LL DUCK

JUST TO CROWBAR IN AN ADDITIONAL FUCK

A CHAP I ONCE KNEW

A PAINTER BY TRADE

YOU’D BEST TO STAND CLEAR

OF HIS TI-FUCKING-RADE

WHILST ONCE APPLYING A TOXIC SOLUTION

HE’D STOPPED FOR A BREAK, AN AB-FUCKING-BLUTION

HEY DAVE, HOW’S IT GOING?

HE PAUSED AND THEN STATED

‘NOT GOOD, IN FACT SHIT

NEARLY SUFFO-FUCKING-CATED!’

ANOTHER SHORT TALE

IF YOU’LL EXCUSE MY FRENCH

I WITNESSED ONE DAY FROM A FUCKING PARK BENCH

A GROUNDSMAN BERATING HIS LAWN CUTTING TEAM

AND FUCK, HE LET RIP WHILST VENTING MUCH STEAM

A MOWER LAY BROKEN

BY A HAPLESS YOUNG SUCKER

WHICH OF YOU FUCKERS FUCKED THE FUCKING FUCKER?

A MOUTHFUL OF TANGO SHOT FORTH FROM MY GOB

AS PROFANITIES GO, NOT A BAD FUCKING JOB

THEN JUST FOR GOOD MEASURE

SHOWING INSENSITIVITY

HE VENTED ONCE MORE

YOU LIA-FUCKING-BILITY

FOR THOSE CLEVER TO NOTICE LIKE MEL MY OLD MUCKER

TMESIS SOMETIMES REVERSES AS IN

FUCKING-MOTHER-FUCKER

SOMETIMES, BY CHANCE

TMESIS MAKES OUR MINDS WARP

WHO PUT THE CUNT IN SCUNT-FUCKING-THORPE?

FAN-FUCKING-FANTASTIC

WONDER-FUCKING-FUL

I WONDER WHAT THE FUCK

COULD BE MORE TERRI-FUCKING-BLE

FEAR NOT DON’T DESPAIR

TMESIS STANDS RESOLUTELY

FUCKING HERE TO STAY?

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!

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