TMESIS (PROUNCED TER-MEESIS)
IN-FUCKING-CREDIBLE! UN-FUCKING-TRUE!
THE LENGTHS SOME FOLK GO TO
TO SOUND EXTRA BLUE
NOT CONTENT TO ADD AN EX-FUCKING-PLETIVE
WHEN OVER-USING THE IN-FUCKING-VECTIVE
THEY’LL TOIL AND THEY’LL LABOUR
THEY’LL DIVE AND THEY’LL DUCK
JUST TO CROWBAR IN AN ADDITIONAL FUCK
A CHAP I ONCE KNEW
A PAINTER BY TRADE
YOU’D BEST TO STAND CLEAR
OF HIS TI-FUCKING-RADE
WHILST ONCE APPLYING A TOXIC SOLUTION
HE’D STOPPED FOR A BREAK, AN AB-FUCKING-BLUTION
HEY DAVE, HOW’S IT GOING?
HE PAUSED AND THEN STATED
‘NOT GOOD, IN FACT SHIT
NEARLY SUFFO-FUCKING-CATED!’
ANOTHER SHORT TALE
IF YOU’LL EXCUSE MY FRENCH
I WITNESSED ONE DAY FROM A FUCKING PARK BENCH
A GROUNDSMAN BERATING HIS LAWN CUTTING TEAM
AND FUCK, HE LET RIP WHILST VENTING MUCH STEAM
A MOWER LAY BROKEN
BY A HAPLESS YOUNG SUCKER
WHICH OF YOU FUCKERS FUCKED THE FUCKING FUCKER?
A MOUTHFUL OF TANGO SHOT FORTH FROM MY GOB
AS PROFANITIES GO, NOT A BAD FUCKING JOB
THEN JUST FOR GOOD MEASURE
SHOWING INSENSITIVITY
HE VENTED ONCE MORE
YOU LIA-FUCKING-BILITY
FOR THOSE CLEVER TO NOTICE LIKE MEL MY OLD MUCKER
TMESIS SOMETIMES REVERSES AS IN
FUCKING-MOTHER-FUCKER
SOMETIMES, BY CHANCE
TMESIS MAKES OUR MINDS WARP
WHO PUT THE CUNT IN SCUNT-FUCKING-THORPE?
FAN-FUCKING-FANTASTIC
WONDER-FUCKING-FUL
I WONDER WHAT THE FUCK
COULD BE MORE TERRI-FUCKING-BLE
FEAR NOT DON’T DESPAIR
TMESIS STANDS RESOLUTELY
FUCKING HERE TO STAY?
ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!
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